All washed up

I'm unreasonably excited about the decision to use paper plates as much as possible until our new dishwasher is delivered. That's right, I'm excited about paper plates.

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From time to time

I know the intricacies of the operation of a potty watch that came with a box of disposable underwear for the toddler set. I have awesome skills, I know.

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Fear of pits

My daughter was frightened by my clumped-up deodorant. Perhaps I should switch to a clear variety.

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I know and so does Santa

I know exactly how many days there are until Christmas, thanks to my son and this.

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Liquor store with the kids

In honor of my husband's birthday, I took my kids to the liquor store. I HATE taking them with me for that particular errand, but they will like getting the lolly pop. NOTHING LIKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER IN A STORE FULL OF ALCOHOL.

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Coffee is no laughing matter

So the kids were safely eating dinner (Pasta! Of course!) and I was putting the dishes away from the dishwasher. I was warming up an afternoon cup of coffee and decided that I would see how many I could get put away in a minute and 15 seconds...

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