The agony and the... Antibiotics

Strep in the house. One finished antibiotics and the little one spiked a fever. At least it's not a virus what must be waited out, and we got the sushi (takeout) and a movie (DVD), that we'd planned to have while the babysitter would have put the kids to bed. It's not the same as going out, but we did see an Academy Award nominated film. From 2006.

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Tastes like chicken

I was busy in the kitchen and my daughter decided it was time to finally taste it. She looked like some sort of deranged, pre-school vampire when she was done - replete with dripping teeth and dirty fingernails - and we had had to throw away all the pink. Play-doh was deemed yucky. Very, very yucky.

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It's like a baseball to the crotch...

Very exciting afternoon around here - America's Funniest Home Videos and pantry cleaning/reorganization. We are equally disgusted and entertained, though I'm not sure which activity is providing the most of either.

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Potty girl

I'm potty training my daughter. (Right there. That's a reason not to be jealous.) She thought it would be funny to say that she couldn't get her pants up and came running to the living room with her little privates exposed and her pants around her ankles. You know it was funny - the first 10 times she did it. It's no longer funny - particularly when we have company - but she persists. She's like the Martin Lawrence of potty humor.

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The pain and the agony

My oldest had a fever and is now on meds to get better. My day is going to be filled with video games and animated television of his choosing. The variety of inane theme songs stuck in my head today is staggering.

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Perchance to dream

I slept in this morning! 6:45 a.m. It was amazing.

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I'm a super-fly killa

In the past several months I have killed flies with the following items: magazine, book, pot holder, towel, hair brush, spoon of spaghetti sauce.

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